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Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Chuck Norris can speak braille
He has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Norris
They made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris piss his name into concrete!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits!
Chuck Norris can divide by zero
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death. He wins fair and square
Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pyjamas
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried
Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience
Chuck Norris can speak braille
He has already been to Mars. That's why there are no signs of life there
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Norris
They made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take shit from anybody
Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris piss his name into concrete!
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice!
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits!
